cending to the same place of eminence； that I thought I should have been obliged to pull them up a little。 And I was in no good…humour at an unsuppressed laugh following my descent when set down at the angle； where a cross road； striking off from the main one； led me towards Glentanner； from which I was still nearly five miles distant。
It was an old…fashioned road； which； preferring ascents to sloughs； was led in a straight line over height and hollow； through moor and dale。 Every object around me； as I passed them in succession； reminded me of old days； and at the same time formed the strongest contrast with them possible。 Unattended； on foot； with a small bundle in my hand； deemed scarce sufficient good company for the two shabby…genteels with whom I had been lately perched on the top of a mail…coach； I did not seem to be the same person with the young prodigal； who lived with the noblest and gayest in the land； and who； thirty years before； would； in the same country； have； been on the back of a horse that had been victor for a plate； or smoking aloof in his travelling chaise…and…four。 My sentiments were not less changed than my condition。 I could quite well remember that my ruling sensation in the days of heady youth was a mere schoolboy's eagerness to get farthest forward in the race in which I had engaged； to drink as many bottles as ； to be thought as good a judge of a horse as ； to have the knowing cut of 's jacket。 These were thy gods； O Israel！
Now I was a mere looker…on； seldom an unmoved； and sometimes an angry spectator； but still a spectator only； of the pursuits of mankind。 I felt how little my opinion was valued by those engaged in the busy turmoil； yet I exercised it with the profusion of an old lawyer retired from his profession； who thrusts himself into his neighbour's affairs； and gives advice where it is not wanted； merely under pretence of loving the crack of the whip。
I came amid these reflections to the brow of a hill； from which I expected to see Glentanner； a modest…looking yet comfortable house； its walls covered with the most productive fruit…trees in that part of the country； and screened from the most stormy quarters of the horizon by a deep and ancient wood； which overhung the neighbouring hill。 The house was gone； a great part of the wood was felled； and instead of the gentlemanlike mansion； shrouded and embosomed among its old hereditary trees； stood Castle Treddles； a huge lumping four…square pile of freestone； as bare as my nail； except for a paltry edging of decayed and lingering exotics； with an impoverished lawn stretched before it； which； instead of boasting deep green tapestry； enamelled with daisies and with crowsfoot and cowslips； showed an extent of nakedness； raked； indeed； and levelled； but where the sown grasses had failed with drought； and the earth； retaining its natural complexion； seemed nearly as brown and bare as when it was newly dug up。
The house was a large fabric； which pretended to its name of Castle only from the front windows being finished in acute Gothic arches （being； by the way； the very reverse of the castellated style）； and each angle graced with a turret about the size of a pepper…box。 In every other respect it resembled a large town… house； which； like a fat burgess； had taken a walk to the country on a holiday； and climbed to the top of all eminence to look around it。 The bright red colour of the freestone； the size of the building； the formality of its shape； and awkwardness of its position； harmonized as ill with the sweeping Clyde in front； and the bubbling brook which danced down on the right； as the fat civic form； with bushy wig； gold…headed cane； maroon…coloured coat； and mottled silk stockings； would have accorded with the wild and magnificent scenery of Corehouse Linn。
I went up to the house。 It was in that state of desertion which is perhaps the most unpleasant to look on； for the place was going to decay without having been inhabited。 There were about the mansion； though deserted； none of the slow mouldering touches of time； which communicate to buildings； as to the human frame； a sort of reverence； while depriving them of beauty and of strength。 The disconcerted schemes of the Laird of Castle Treddles had resembled fruit that becomes decayed without ever having ripened。 Some windows broken； others patched； others blocked up with deals； gave a disconsolate air to all around； and seemed to say； 〃There Vanity had purposed to fix her seat； but was anticipated by Poverty。〃
To the inside； after many a vain summons； I was at length admitted by an old labourer。 The house contained every contrivance for luxury and accommodation。 The kitchens were a model； and there were hot closets on the office staircase； that the dishes might not cool； as our Scottish phrase goes； between the kitchen and the hall。 But instead of the genial smell of good cheer； these temples of Comus emitted the damp odour of sepulchral vaults； and the large cabinets of cast…iron looked like the cages of some feudal Bastille。 The eating room and drawing…room； with an interior boudoir； were magnificent apartments； the ceiling was fretted and adorned with stucco…work； which already was broken in many places； and looked in others damp and mouldering； the wood panelling was shrunk and warped； and cracked； the doors； which had not been hung for more than two years； were； nevertheless； already swinging loose from their hinges。 Desolation； in short； was where enjoyment had never been； and the want of all the usual means to preserve was fast performing the work of decay。
The story was a common one； and told in a few words。 Mr。 Treddles； senior； who bought the estate； was a cautious； money… making person。 His son； still embarked in commercial speculations； desired at the same time to enjoy his opulence and to increase it。 He incurred great expenses； amongst which this edifice was to benumbered。 To support these he speculated boldly； and unfortunately； and thus the whole history is told； which may serve for more places than Glentanner。
Strange and various feelings ran through my bosom as I loitered in these deserted apartments； scarce hearing what my guide said to me about the size and destination of each room。 The first sentiment； I am ashamed to say； was one of gratified spite。 My patrician pride was pleased that the mechanic； who had not thought the house of the Croftangrys sufficiently good for him； had now experienced a fall in his turn。 My next thought was as mean； though not so malicious。 〃I have had the better of this fellow；〃 thought I。 〃If I lost the estate； I at least spent the price； and Mr。 Treddles has lost his among paltry commercial engagements。〃
〃Wretch！〃 said the secret voice within； 〃darest thou exult in thy shame？ Recollect how thy youth and fortune was wasted in those years； and triumph not in the enjoyment of an existence which levelled thee with the beasts that perish。 Bethink thee how this poor man's vanity gave at least bread to the labourer； peasant； and citizen； and his profuse expenditure； like water spilt on the ground； refreshed the lowly herbs and plants where it fell。 But thou！ Whom hast thou enriched during thy career of extravagance； save those brokers of the devilvintners； panders； gamblers； and horse…jockeys？〃 The anguish produced by this self… reproof was so strong that I put my hand suddenly to my forehead； and was obliged to allege a sudden megrim to my attendant； in apology for the action； and a slight groan with which it was accompanied。
I then made an effort to turn my thoughts into a more philosophical current； and muttered half aloud； as a charm to lull any more painful thoughts to rest；
〃NUNC AGER UMBRENI SUB NOMINE； NUPER OFELLI DICTUS ERIT NULLI PROPRIUS； SED CEDIT IN USUM NUNC MIHI； NUNC ALII。 QUOCIRCA VIVITE FORTES； FORTIAQUE ADVERSIS OPPONITE PECTORA REBUS。〃
＇Horace Sat。II Lib。2。 The meaning will be best conveyed to the English reader in Pope's imitation：
〃What's property； dear Swift？ You see it alter From you to me； from me to Peter Walter； Or in a mortgage prove a lawyer's share； Or in a jointure vanish from the heir。
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〃Shades； that to Bacon could retreat afford； Become the portion of a booby lord； And Helmsley； once proud Buckingham's delight； Slides to a scrivener and city knight。 Let lands and houses have what lords they will； Let us be fix'd； and our own masters still。〃＇
In my anxiety to fix the philosophical precept in my mind； I recited the last line aloud； which； joined to my previous agitation； I afterwards found became the cause of a report that a mad schoolmaster had come from Edinburgh； with the idea in his head of buying Castle Treddles。
As I saw my companion was desirous of getting rid of me； I asked where I was to find the person in whose hands were left the map of the estate； and other particulars connected with the sale。 The agent who had this in possession； I was told； lived at the town of ； which I was informed； and indeed knew well； was distant five miles and a bittock； which may pass in a country where they are less lavish of their land for two or three more。 Being somewhat afr